User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 12/@comment-5247133-20131111092746

A: Chief:"We ran out of ideas for a new Hammer design, so this thing will do well."

B: Hunter:"This is one fierce bacon."

C: Rathalos:"Atleast this is better than my wife's cooking"

D: Dara:"I'm here for teeth cleaning because...I have no arms."

E: Cha-Cha:"This sandcastle is important, I'm sure she'll be fine."