User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 8/@comment-5020152-20130801195358

A.

- Rathalos: No, don't tag the hunter, he's taking a time out!

Brachydios: Screw that, I'm going for him!

- Brachydios: Oh snap, I tripped over a Rathalos!

B.

- Cuddle time!

- Goldbeard: So how do they look?

- Hunter: Well, no cavities at least. You should floss more, though.

C.

- Lagiacrus: Darn! It's hard to believe Luke Skywalker can hit these things in his T16!

- Hunter: Can't touch this!

Lagiacrus: I can sure as hell try!

D.

- Hunter: Check me out, ladies! I'm all sparkly!

Zinogre: This isn't Twilight, you know...

- Hunter: I believe I can fly!

Zinogre: If he likes my Dragonbug Shot, wait until he sees my Spinning Backflip!

E.

- Great Jaggi: Yeah, you get! Get off of my lawn, ya punks!

Rathalos: You're welcome.

- Rathalos: 3... 2... 1...

- Hunter: Run, a Jaggi!

Jaggi: Run, a Great Jaggi!

Great Jaggi: Run, a Rathalos!

Rathalos: Welcome to the food chain, class.