User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 11/@comment-6040659-20131106002206

A: Deviljho: Hey there, young man! Doesn't my mouth look clean and sparkly?

B: Hunter: Oh no, a big pig! Good thing I got my Switch Axe!

C: Zaboazagiru: Come back here! You look so delicious and lean, I want to sink my oversized n                             teeth into you!

Hunter: Nope, nope, nope, and nope the heck out of here.