User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 12/@comment-7622429-20131110180847

Alternate A: I recycle my equipment!

Alternate B: GIDDYUP YOU STUPID EXCUSE FOR A STEED!

Alternate C: David Attenborough-"Whilst the unsuspecting Hunter feasts,another predator has his sights on her. It's a Rathalos,and he's hungry."

Alternate D: PROBLEM?

Alternate E: Cha-Cha make big sand castle for minion! Minion will beg on her knees! Cha-Cha so high and mighty!