User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 15/@comment-6040659-20131215181115

A: Rathian: Oh, I feel sick. Can you give me some medicine? (coughs out fire)

Hunter: (gets burned) What the heck, girl?

B: Great Baggi: You might've killed Gobul with that arrow, but you won't be able to beat me with i                             it!

C: Hunter: Hmm, it looks like you've taken good care of your teeth, after eating so many        Rhenoplos! All you need to do is just use some sand mouthwash!

Nibelsnarf: Oh, indeed! You do make me smile!

D: Kunchuu: So you're new to our territory, Mr. Hunter? Let us sing you the song of our people!