User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 12/@comment-3224216-20131112193358

Alternate C: Hunter: Hey Rathalos, wouldya mind letting me have some grub before eating me? I'm starving.

Rathalos: Sure, pal! Interupting someone's meal is against my code of chivalry, ya know!

(Hunter starts eating, but after she is done, a mysterious bright green light surrounds her and her hands, against her own will, contort themselves to create some sort of rudimentary yet nightmarish belly-rubbing motion)

Rathalos: Woah! What was that just now?

Hunter: I dunno. It just seems to happen every time I eat something.

Rathalos: Aw, that's too bad. Anyway, have this potion. It'll make you feel better.

(He feeds her a potion)

Hunter: Wait, no!

(Once again, the green light flashes again, and despite the hunter's resistance, her arms force their way upwards, forming some sort of disturbing celebratory gesture)

Rathalos: Eurgh... Pal, you need help.

Hunter: I know. It seems to be happening more and more often now. All my freinds don't want to be associated with me anymore, my family looks at me in disgust, and I'm falling into an endless cycle of depression. If it goes on any longer, I may just have to take my own-

Meat: HEY! WHERE THE HELL ARE MY DAMN LINES IN THIS?!