User:A Napalm Panda

OCEAN, n. A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man—who has no gills.

- Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Well... I guess I should start off by saying hi. I lives in the US.I play many games, one of them being the Monster Hunter series. I have never heard of a Monster Hunter game until 3 came out. I was still fairly young (Ok not really, but I really dont care) at the time and I really liked the idea of hunting these extremly strong monsters. I got 3 as soon as I could, which if I could recall, was a few days after it came out. I fell in love with it. Soon after I done all there was to do, like get tons of armor and weapons, I started searching for "The other two" games in the series. To my surprise, I learned how many games there were and how the monsters in 3 have nothing to do with the originals (Other than some desigh similarities). Less than a year later, I got a PSP just so I could get Freedom Unite.

Once again, fell in love. To this day, my favorite type of weapon is DS and LS and my favorite monsters are Garara Ajara, Chameleos (Dont ask why, I dont know myself...), and Rukodiora. Non Monster Hunter related stuff that I do is I am usally on Xbox (Gamertag is the same here and on Xbox), or Steam (Also the same). I play a good amount of CoD, Fallout, and TF2. Otherwise, I have no life XD.

Favorite Quotes

Nowhere Joker If they're jelly of something that'll be my Swag Overdosed Yolo b00t (1337-Limited Special Edition)

Azo369 You are on fire, how in the fuck can you be cold?!

Silvergunlance How did this go from broken condoms and kids to pokemon elite four?

Azo369                                                                                                                                                                     Holy shit a giraffe! *Eats giraffe*

Giant enemy Crab11 Yes! because jizz sounds so much like crab...

BrachydiosMeansTrouble! I love khezu! It's so cute, I want to kick it until it pukes.

Majora 787 My first Dobo was actually riding a Jhen Mohran and wielding a couple of Great Wroggis like dual swords.

Nordiskt Smör I could get you some sweet midget porn if you want.

Azo369 The setheo virus makes Panda look like Swag drinking from a pedobear mug.

Azo369 Seth, some of my ass is still attached to your boot.

Azo369 Pandas don't wear pants.....you just ripped off your legs!

Azo369 (Stop stealing the spotlight <_<) Panda, get out of my space before I cut out your spleen, piss on it then force feed it to TNB while Seth dances around your body when I light it on fire.

Azo369 He has every STD known to man, Seth is a sex God.

Setheo And my goal is to fill up Wolf

Setheo poop on my doormat and I'll send you to a justin bieber concert

The Void Joker Kinda like: Hitmonchan + Kingler = Hitler

Azo369 Panda + Azo = Mutilated panda corpse on the floor covered in blood, while Azo stands there holding a knife saying "The mexicans did it"

Artemis Paradox Grammar Russians!

Azo369 I will make you feed Sloth from the goonies a baby ruth

Artemis Paradox

Wolf                                                                                                                                                                        Your tits's flatness is also god-tier.

Azo369 (Stop being funny! DX) Fast and furious the porno, obviously going to be fast paced.....and messy

Democide

Nordiskt Smör says "I'm the party, now fuck me!"

Azo369 I am a Cazadore, I am going to sting you until you are dead then float around your body all like: "Fuck you, this is my kill, no deathclaws gun be stealing this"

Setheo brb, gotta steal some souls of the jehova witness -_-

Bass21 you dont fuck the chat, the chat fucks you

Azo369 More scarier than an african polar bear with swiggidy swag drinking from the slit throat of a dead goat.

Azo369 (Stop being funny or else ima shank-a-bitch :|) Whoever crosses me next will get this steaming hot piece of melted silver up your fucking nose until you have a nose bleed until you die of blood loss.

TNB12 Think about it. When it's inside, it spreads open...

WolfQueen (At last, now stop bugging me about this) Just made some home-made candy with laxative on them. Just waiting for children asking for trick-o-treat

Setheo


 * glares at wolfs panties* hmm, nice white panties you got there ...

The Gold Guild Knight I am 17, and all I drive is wolf

Nordiskt Smör You can continue reading the exciting story of -Kinky Business- as soon as tomorrow!

BreakMeDown4 MATH: The only place where nobody questions why somebody buys 100 melons.

Setheo Hard, raw and furious... just like Wolf's dildo

WolfQueen It's obvious that "Void" is a typo of "Vagina"

The Gold Guild Knight brb, child molester scratching my window

Azo369 Panda shut your animal trap before I punch your face all the way through your body until it comes out your anus and screams "HAAAAALP"

TNB12 I need a pool of mud, cum and blood, quick!

Azo369 Because he (TNB) is a barroth that enjoys to roll around in mud then expect to walk into my house shake mud everywhere then cum on the walls. Then he bleeds out of his vagina.

Azo369 Wolfs doesn't bleed because she is carrying Seths child.

Setheo's Reaction to above (Oh and this is my 69th edit :3) Why do I not have a memory of fucking her through the whole night to get that flatchest pregnant!?

Azo369 Wolf is difficult to eat out, you have to get past the thousands of baby wyverns which nip at your face

ElderDragonSlay3r Oi! I never granted permission for crabs to come forth form Hell.

The Gold Guild Knight S is short for my attention span, and pandas weenie

Nordiskt Smör Panda likes to stick his penis into their eardrums

The Gold Guild Knight
 * tickles panda until he gives birth to Wolf's halfbreed seth cubs