User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 14/@comment-5353328-20131211185643

A: Tigrex: You guys brought me a meat lance and a side of crab bow?! You shouldn't have!

B: Rathian: I'm going to eat your liver with a nice chianti... *Hannibal Lector lip noise*

C: Rathalos: I wonder what would happen if I just shot a fireball in there...

D: Nargacuga: In the jungle... the mighty jungle... the Nargacuga hunts tonight...

E: Duram: They laughed when I told them I wanted to be a ballerina... then I crushed them...