User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 12/@comment-5020152-20131114002422

A:

I believe there's a word for this kind of situation... ah, yes! The word was "overkill".

B:

Hunter: "Yee-haw! There ain't nothin' like a buckin' Bullfango at the town rodeo!"

C:

Hunter: "Yum, well-done Aptonoth steak!"

Rathalos: "Yum, raw Hunter casserole!"

D:

Hunter: "I claim this land in the name of... umm... oh crap."

Dara: "You were ssssssaying?"

E:

Cha-Cha: "Minion been gone a long time. Great warrior-laka Cha-Cha wonders if he be fine-fine."

Hunter: *drowning*