User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 14/@comment-5020152-20131209202200

A:

Tigrex: How's the weather down there, hunters?

B:

"Hell hath no fury like a woman infected with Feral Wyvern Virus."

C:

Lagiacrus: So, how many cavities?

Rathalos: None, but I'd floss more if I were you.

D:

Nargacuga: Hunter sighted and locked. Death ray primed and prepared to fire.

E:

Hunter: Is that a flying Duramboros? Huh, it is. Well, I'll be fine as long as he doesn't land on-- *SPLAT*