User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 10/@comment-4212769-20131024164023

A:


 * hunter walks around with Piggeh*


 * Piggeh slides around*

Piggeh: "I'm a snake. I'm a snake. You thought I'm a pig? Thought I'm a pig? No, I'm a snake!"


 * transforms into Garara Ajara

Hunter: O.O

Piggeh: "Didn't I fucking say?"


 * hunter flees*

Alternative 1:

Garara Ajara: "You know how it feels when people die if they are killed?"

Hunter: "Nope..."

Garara Ajara: "Good, then soon you'll know!"


 * hunter flees*

Alternative 2:

Garara Ajara: "You didn't think snake monsters will come in MH... But look, here I am!"

B:

Hunter: "I'm searching for my Felyne, could someone switch on the sun light again? I can't see that well in the dark."

C:


 * hunter dances around*


 * Goa Magara appears*

Hunter: O.O

Goa Magara: "Sorry, I couldn't see what you did there. Mind if you tell me?"

D:

Kechawacha: "Welcome to... MONSTER HUNTER!"

Hunter: "What's that about? I do know that! Look at me! I AM a fucking Monster Hunter!"

Player: "What a nice game if even the monsters welcome to playing it... :3"

Alternative 1:

Kechawacha: "They told me I could become anything... so I became a Dolphin! ... Wait, you say that's not how a dolphin looks like? Awww...."

E:

Congalalas don't need something useless as camouflage... they can fucking fart in the face of intruders!