User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 19/@comment-24734669-20140401222819

A: Duramboros: If only I could stop hammer time.....

B: Gobul: Hah, we both have blue glowing lights!

C: Gobul: HOW DARE YOU FEED ME GRENADES!!!!

D: Is that a bird? Is that a plane? No, it's - Oh god, it's coming for me!