User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 9/@comment-11537809-20130805094727

D: Upon the return of two hunters into the battlefield, they found their companions dead, a dead  Stygian Zinogre (who seemed to be ripped apart savagely) and a paralyzed Stygian Zinogre muttering and crying to himself. The Stygian Zinogre was then captured and sent in for questioning.

To this day, no one has a goddamn clue what happened.