User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 19/@comment-7622429-20140403140320

Alternate Alternate Alternate A: "Wait..... you mean you're NOT a female Duramboros?!?!" (Duramboros proceeds to scream "NO!" at the top of his lungs for days on end)

Alternate Alternate Alternate B: Looks like he's trying to go Super-Saiyan. And failing.

Alternate Alternate Alternate C: "KILL IT WITH FIRE!"

Alternate Alternate Alternate D: Some MH player is clearly abusing his control of the camera angle.