User blog comment:Lord Loss/Monster Hunter Theory... Blog/@comment-1011548-20130128221438/@comment-5020152-20130215021217

^ You should lose points for having Plesioth injured.

Just kidding :P

Here's one concerning the new sawfish wyvern in MHFO: A Pokarodon is peacefully slumbering on the ice after a large meal. Suddenly, a distance away from the iceberg, a fin breaks the icy water. It gets closer and closer, until suddenly the iceberg tilts violently, and Pokarodon wakes up with a bellow of anger and fear. The fin circles the iceberg, then disappears.

All is calm for a second or two, and the Pokarodon relaxes again. Then all of a sudden, a gigantic Piscene Wyvern erupts out of the water and lands on the glacier with a screech! The two face off for a few brief moments, and then the Piscene Wyvern charges straight forward, impaling the Pokarodon on its horn. Groaning, the Pokarodon dies and falls into the water with a final splash, with the Piscene Wyvern following its freshly-caught meal.

How's that?