User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 10/@comment-3315689-20131019183319

A=Garaga:Wait! I just want to sell CDs!

B=That strangle feeling of having two giant bugs having sex right above your head...

C=Goa:Don't be scared newbie.I'm your trainer.

D=KetchaWatcha:I'm here to save the day!

E=Hunter:I'm sure I had 5 dung bombs a second ago...