User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 19/@comment-7622429-20140401225103

Alternate A: "Maybe if I use this hammer, the Duramboros will think I'm one of its kind and leave me alone."

Alternate B: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!"

Alternate C: Burn, Baby Burn!

Alternate D: "What a beautiful day to not be bothered at all by any flying wyverns whatsoever!"