User:A Napalm Panda

I was a decent goalie in hockey. And by hockey I mean gym mandatory play hockey.

- A Napalm Panda Well... I guess I should start off by saying hi. I lives in the US.I play many games, one of them being the Monster Hunter series. I have never heard of a Monster Hunter game until 3 came out. I was still fairly young (Ok not really, but I really dont care) at the time and I really liked the idea of hunting these extremly strong monsters. I got 3 as soon as I could, which if I could recall, was a few days after it came out. I fell in love with it. Soon after I done all there was to do, like get tons of armor and weapons, I started searching for "The other two" games in the series. To my surprise, I learned how many games there were and how the monsters in 3 have nothing to do with the originals (Other than some desigh similarities). Less than a year later, I got a PSP just so I could get Freedom Unite.

Once again, fell in love. To this day, my favorite type of weapon is DS and LS and my favorite monsters are Garara Ajara, Chameleos (Dont ask why, I dont know myself...), and Rukodiora. Non Monster Hunter related stuff that I do is I am usally on Xbox (Gamertag is the same here and on Xbox), or Steam (Also the same). I play a good amount of CoD, Fallout, and TF2. Otherwise, I have no life XD.

Favorite Quotes

Nowhere Joker If they're jelly of something that'll be my Swag Overdosed Yolo b00t (1337-Limited Special Edition)

Azo369 You are on fire, how in the fuck can you be cold?!

Silvergunlance How did this go from broken condoms and kids to pokemon elite four?

Azo369                                                                                                                                                                     Holy shit a giraffe! *Eats giraffe*

Giant enemy Crab11 Yes! because jizz sounds so much like crab...

BrachydiosMeansTrouble! I love khezu! It's so cute, I want to kick it until it pukes.

Majora 787 My first Dobo was actually riding a Jhen Mohran and wielding a couple of Great Wroggis like dual swords.

Nordiskt Smör I could get you some sweet midget porn if you want.

Azo369 The setheo virus makes Panda look like Swag drinking from a pedobear mug.

Azo369 Seth, some of my ass is still attached to your boot.

Azo369 Pandas don't wear pants.....you just ripped off your legs!

Azo369 (Stop stealing the spotlight <_<) Panda, get out of my space before I cut out your spleen, piss on it then force feed it to TNB while Seth dances around your body when I light it on fire.

Azo369 He has every STD known to man, Seth is a sex God.

Setheo And my goal is to fill up Wolf

Setheo poop on my doormat and I'll send you to a justin bieber concert

The Void Joker Kinda like: Hitmonchan + Kingler = Hitler

Azo369 Panda + Azo = Mutilated panda corpse on the floor covered in blood, while Azo stands there holding a knife saying "The mexicans did it"

Artemis Paradox Grammar Russians!

Azo369 I will make you feed Sloth from the goonies a baby ruth

Artemis Paradox

Wolf                                                                                                                                                                        Your tits's flatness is also god-tier.

Azo369 (Stop being funny! DX) Fast and furious the porno, obviously going to be fast paced.....and messy

Democide

Nordiskt Smör says "I'm the party, now fuck me!"

Azo369 I am a Cazadore, I am going to sting you until you are dead then float around your body all like: "Fuck you, this is my kill, no deathclaws gun be stealing this"

Setheo brb, gotta steal some souls of the jehova witness -_-

Bass21 you dont fuck the chat, the chat fucks you

Azo369 More scarier than an african polar bear with swiggidy swag drinking from the slit throat of a dead goat.

Azo369 (Stop being funny or else ima shank-a-bitch :|) Whoever crosses me next will get this steaming hot piece of melted silver up your fucking nose until you have a nose bleed until you die of blood loss.

TNB12 Think about it. When it's inside, it spreads open...

WolfQueen (At last, now stop bugging me about this) Just made some home-made candy with laxative on them. Just waiting for children asking for trick-o-treat

Setheo


 * glares at wolfs panties* hmm, nice white panties you got there ...

The Gold Guild Knight I am 17, and all I drive is wolf

Nordiskt Smör You can continue reading the exciting story of -Kinky Business- as soon as tomorrow!

BreakMeDown4 MATH: The only place where nobody questions why somebody buys 100 melons.

Setheo Hard, raw and furious... just like Wolf's dildo

WolfQueen It's obvious that "Void" is a typo of "Vagina"

The Gold Guild Knight brb, child molester scratching my window

Azo369 Panda shut your animal trap before I punch your face all the way through your body until it comes out your anus and screams "HAAAAALP"

TNB12 I need a pool of mud, cum and blood, quick!

Azo369 Because he (TNB) is a barroth that enjoys to roll around in mud then expect to walk into my house shake mud everywhere then cum on the walls. Then he bleeds out of his vagina.

Azo369 Wolfs doesn't bleed because she is carrying Seths child.

Setheo's Reaction to above (Oh and this is my 69th edit :3) Why do I not have a memory of fucking her through the whole night to get that flatchest pregnant!?

Azo369 Wolf is difficult to eat out, you have to get past the thousands of baby wyverns which nip at your face

ElderDragonSlay3r Oi! I never granted permission for crabs to come forth form Hell.

The Gold Guild Knight S is short for my attention span, and pandas weenie

Nordiskt Smör Panda likes to stick his penis into their eardrums

The Gold Guild Knight


 * tickles panda until he gives birth to Wolf's halfbreed seth cubs*

GobulPower I'm going to name my future son that (Kiny)

The Gold Guild Knight We could use the phrase "fuckity fuck cunt fuck thunderfuckcunt asstwat applefuck" but that's for big issues only

Drexzen Kelbi>Jesus and Satan combined

BreakMeDown4 Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people through the internet...

 The Gold Guild Knight                                                                                                                                               Chocolate is great. The ladies call me the King of White Chocolate, due to my skin color, creamy and smooth skin, and delicious flavor. Plus I come with nuts

Drexzen Wally (Guren) if you don't do that, we'll be destroyed by a gigantic mechanical Satan.

Xconduitx14 "Now kids, if you smell rocket fuel in your no-no zone, that's natural"

TNB12 Panda is just like a little schoolgirl being abused by a fat, gross, saucy mushroom

Nordiskt Smör Now I made midget porn mainstream. ._.

WolfQueen there's only one person who is faster at fucking than sanic                                                                                        Seth                                                                                                                                                                    Demo told me

Guren The Walrus My skype status atm: "Great! Fighting two fire wyverns with very flammable armor and a bunch of bombs in my pocket! What could go wrong?!"

The Gold Guild Knight Enjoy your new year soap, all you get, 1 bar for a whole year you useless peice of crap

The Gold Guild Knight Does uragaan shoot his fire and sleep sprays out of his nipples?

Silvergunlance He (Uragaan) part dog that why he has 24 nipples

Silvergunlance ...when did I enter the furry chat with cats?

The Void Joker Then why are you follow Sir Azolf Hitler?

Cybuster100 MY COUNTRY'S NATIONAL HERO IS THE ILLEGITIMATE FATHER OF ADOLF!?!?

Guren The Walrus (YAY 100 EDITS! :D) This form would most likely implode from looking at hentai

Azo369 (OMG HES NOT DEAD) I think it is about time to put this panda down, I got the lethal injection here...

Azo369 I have a theory that all A Napalm Panda is, was a Azrzuros who was being a douchebag to a Rathian and then the Rathian was like....."fuck you, I am not taking this shit from winnie the pooh" then she burned you with here nasty fire breath.

Silvergunlance "Oh cool a human skull. To be or not to FUCK OFF"

Nordiskt Smör I have swag under my bed. Come take a look.

The Gold Guild Knight Panda, gtfo my anus. It's not my birthday.

Pesky elderdragon "I wish i had a big dick"

Nordiskt Smör If you look closely, you may even find a quote or two from Obama.

GobulPower (This is like the 7th quote today XD) Join this orgy of quotes Pike!

Nordiskt Smör If only you could buy midgets over the internet

Nordiskt Smör BRB, one of the midgets escaped from it's cage.

Azo369 I wonder if Metheo is having fun in 'Murica, he is probably roaming the streets at night trying to make a living off of selling a lifetime supply of Wolfs panties.

The Gold Guild Knight Silver, you grow chickens? Can I ruffle your feathers, crack your eggs, invade your coop and feel your breasts?

The Void Joker Im a straight pedo

WaterKirby1994 Wolf named her Doduo, Dildo right?

Drewf0 Rest in Peace Mr. And Mrs. Hitler

The Gold Guild Knight "With the death of my husband, all the softness he used to find inside me has dried up" and I stared at the screen thinking a porn director wrote that line

The Gold Guild Knight I'm breeding Wolfkips. A crossbreed of mudwrestling muckfest bossing Wolf-Setheo-mudkip monsters to reign terror on all who feed on the sexual organs of tripedal rabbits

Nordiskt Smör The day a nice champion goes on sale on LoL, I will have had my penis bitten off by a midget for the 6th month.

The Gold Guild Knight Wolf tried to climb up and cling to my urethra once

The Void Joker Imma shove a stick up your ass so hard, that whoever pulls it will be crowned King Arthur.

Guren The Walrus aaand this place is as dead as roadkill that was humped by a Dhisu on steroids

Azo369 Go laugh somewhere else, maybe in a jar, then when someone else comes along, open that jar and force feed them the laughter and hopefully they will explode from the inside.

Evillockewastakenbyanidiot Joker! Wolf! Start making offspring!

The Gold Guild Knight (I REFUSE TO USE HIS NEW NAME) So, panda, anything else I should know before I surgically give a penis to wolf and then castrate her?

The Gold Guild Knight SHe was so nice, but now she's just like the abyssal shedevil from the PMS vagina from hell

Ryu Takashii i have sudden urge to impregnate that picture

TNB12 This is as pleasant as sticking a nail in your penis

TNB12 Scrotum gun! Activate!

Azo369 Watch as fierce monsters battl- Fuck each other like crazy whores!