User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 4/@comment-174.52.196.175-20130619224426

A: In a cruel irony, it was Bob's calling of "Here kitty kitty!" to find his pet cat that led to his demise.

B: Royal Ludroth's friend told him a great person to get a shave from, but what he didn't know is that his friend had it out for him.

C: Uragaan, Lord of the Dance!

D: Numerous suspicions were confirmed today with a locker room photo of Deviljho showing signs of steroid use. Already mired in a doping scandal, these photos refute Deviljho's denial, as well as explain his frequent bouts of roid-rage.