User:A Napalm Panda

I was a decent goalie in hockey. And by hockey I mean gym mandatory play hockey.

- A Napalm Panda Well... I guess I should start off by saying hi. I lives in the US.I play many games, one of them being the Monster Hunter series. I first heard of Monster Hunter when Tri was released though an issue of GameInformer. I remember looking at the article on it before the release. The idea of hunting these monsters just got me hyped more than I ever have before, mostly because I never find a game I like prior to its release. I begged my parents to get (I would have gotten it easily if my birthday wasnt a month before its release (Gotta love being spoiled! XD)) and got it around when it came out. I would just dump hours into it after school until I killed Jho and Alatreon 30 times over (But only killed Jhen once (That bastard was a DICK though >_>)). But I got bored of it when I had no goals really set and wasnt getting webbing from Alatreon at all. So one day I was bored and decided to look into the rest of the series, considering I never heard of it. Then I found this site. I used it to find out how many games came out and that there is a game with an epic flagship monster, Freedom Unite. And to my surprise, my parents got me a PSP and FU for christmas that year. But something wasnt right about it... I just didnt like it as much as the 3rd gen (That and I hated some other aspects of the older gen games). Dissapointed, I came back to the site and looked around for hopefully another 3rd gen game. Which I did, and realized it was Japan Exclusive. For a while I tried giving FU a couple more tries, each failing horribly. So I came here again to marvel at that new game, and found out that 3U was coming to the west, and proceded to crap my pants. But when it was released again, it was right after my parents got divorced and after my B-Day... AGAIN (If Im wrong then correct me). So I waited until the latest Christmas to get a 3Ds, 3U an a couple other games. And around July or August I started joining the wiki chat regularly (You should go and check it out, we have cake that isnt made out of fire!) Currently I am working my way to beat Alatreon in 3U, and hopefully killing Miralis within a year XD

To this day, I main in DBs, SA, and GS, and my favorite monsters are Dara Amadyura (How can you hate a giant freaking snake!?), Chameleos (I like weird things >_>), Garara Ajara (Another Snake is fine with me :D), Deviljho (I will always ove its armor <3), and Nargacuga (THAT ROAR IS SO EPIC!). Outside of MH, you can see me on Xbox every week or so playing Borderlands 2, Minecraft (I got it on Xbox because my laptop is not for gaming), and any Fallout game besides the first two. And I am almost always on my laptop and I have steam with a couple games I can barely run XD. And if anyone even wants to ask what my username is on both Xbox and Steam, its A Napalm Panda (What did you think it was!?)

Favorite Quotes '' The semi-famous chat quotes! These are from when I joined nearly a year ago and it is slowly, but surely growing. If youre new here, stay away from these quotes XD (So for those wondering why my list got shorter, Wolf requested I take down any insulting quotes.)''

Nowhere Joker If they're jelly of something that'll be my Swag Overdosed Yolo b00t (1337-Limited Special Edition)

Azo369 You are on fire, how in the fuck can you be cold?!

Silvergunlance How did this go from broken condoms and kids to pokemon elite four?

Azo369                                                                                                                                                                     Holy shit a giraffe! *Eats giraffe*

Giant enemy Crab11 Yes! because jizz sounds so much like crab...

BrachydiosMeansTrouble! I love khezu! It's so cute, I want to kick it until it pukes.

Majora 787 My first Dobo was actually riding a Jhen Mohran and wielding a couple of Great Wroggis like dual swords.

Nordiskt Smör I could get you some sweet midget porn if you want.

Azo369 Seth, some of my ass is still attached to your boot.

Azo369 He has every STD known to man, Seth is a sex God.

Setheo poop on my doormat and I'll send you to a justin bieber concert

The Void Joker Kinda like: Hitmonchan + Kingler = Hitler

Artemis Paradox Grammar Russians!

Azo369 (Stop being funny! DX) Fast and furious the porno, obviously going to be fast paced.....and messy

Azo369 I am a Cazadore, I am going to sting you until you are dead then float around your body all like: "Fuck you, this is my kill, no deathclaws gun be stealing this"

Setheo brb, gotta steal some souls of the jehova witness -_-

Bass21 you dont fuck the chat, the chat fucks you

Azo369 More scarier than an african polar bear with swiggidy swag drinking from the slit throat of a dead goat.

TNB12 Think about it. When it's inside, it spreads open...

WolfQueen (At last, now stop bugging me about this) Just made some home-made candy with laxative on them. Just waiting for children asking for trick-o-treat

Nordiskt Smör You can continue reading the exciting story of -Kinky Business- as soon as tomorrow!

BreakMeDown4 MATH: The only place where nobody questions why somebody buys 100 melons.

The Gold Guild Knight brb, child molester scratching my window

ElderDragonSlay3r Oi! I never granted permission for crabs to come forth form Hell.

GobulPower I'm going to name my future son that (Kiny)

The Gold Guild Knight We could use the phrase "fuckity fuck cunt fuck thunderfuckcunt asstwat applefuck" but that's for big issues only

Drexzen Kelbi>Jesus and Satan combined

BreakMeDown4 Dear Lord, please grant me the ability to punch people through the internet...

 The Gold Guild Knight                                                                                                                                               Chocolate is great. The ladies call me the King of White Chocolate, due to my skin color, creamy and smooth skin, and delicious flavor. Plus I come with nuts

Drexzen Wally (Guren) if you don't do that, we'll be destroyed by a gigantic mechanical Satan.

Xconduitx14 "Now kids, if you smell rocket fuel in your no-no zone, that's natural"

Nordiskt Smör Now I made midget porn mainstream. ._.

Guren The Walrus My skype status atm: "Great! Fighting two fire wyverns with very flammable armor and a bunch of bombs in my pocket! What could go wrong?!"

The Gold Guild Knight Enjoy your new year soap, all you get, 1 bar for a whole year you useless peice of crap

The Gold Guild Knight Does uragaan shoot his fire and sleep sprays out of his nipples?

Silvergunlance He (Uragaan) part dog that why he has 24 nipples

Silvergunlance ...when did I enter the furry chat with cats?

Cybuster100 MY COUNTRY'S NATIONAL HERO IS THE ILLEGITIMATE FATHER OF ADOLF!?!?

Guren The Walrus (YAY 100 EDITS! :D) This form would most likely implode from looking at hentai

Silvergunlance "Oh cool a human skull. To be or not to FUCK OFF"

Nordiskt Smör I have swag under my bed. Come take a look.

Pesky elderdragon "I wish i had a big dick"

Nordiskt Smör If you look closely, you may even find a quote or two from Obama.

GobulPower (This is like the 7th quote today XD) Join this orgy of quotes Pike!

Nordiskt Smör If only you could buy midgets over the internet

Nordiskt Smör BRB, one of the midgets escaped from it's cage.

The Void Joker Im a straight pedo

WaterKirby1994 Wolf named her Doduo, Dildo right?

Drewf0 Rest in Peace Mr. And Mrs. Hitler

The Gold Guild Knight "With the death of my husband, all the softness he used to find inside me has dried up" and I stared at the screen thinking a porn director wrote that line

The Gold Guild Knight I'm breeding Wolfkips. A crossbreed of mudwrestling muckfest bossing Wolf-Setheo-mudkip monsters to reign terror on all who feed on the sexual organs of tripedal rabbits

Nordiskt Smör The day a nice champion goes on sale on LoL, I will have had my penis bitten off by a midget for the 6th month.

The Void Joker Imma shove a stick up your ass so hard, that whoever pulls it will be crowned King Arthur.

Guren The Walrus aaand this place is as dead as roadkill that was humped by a Dhisu on steroids

Ryu Takashii i have sudden urge to impregnate that picture

TNB12 This is as pleasant as sticking a nail in your penis

TNB12 Scrotum gun! Activate!

Azo369 Watch as fierce monsters battl- Fuck each other like crazy whores!

Setheo ...this chat will give me cancer one day

Giant enemy Crab11 That will always make me curious.. How did Giant enemy Crab get turned into Jizz?

Mckrongs hm that's something i should browse. i wonder how midgets moan

Drexzen E for Enjoy your fucking hentai kids

Drexzen I'm Narga now fuck me!

Guren The Walrus me as I fabulously stride away, "I go now! I'm too sexy fo you!"

Xconduitx14 squeeze the stress dildo

Setheo ... That was 3 hours ago, you really expect me to remember stuff when I don't even know to what i fapped 25 minutes ago?

Nordiskt Smör How do you take two birds with one stone? You ditch the stone and grab a shotgun.

Democide (200 EDITS! :D) If you want an Lagiacrus avatar that much print it and shove it up your ass, so it may never leave your body again.

Setheo I just said hi you green lesbian faggot

The Gold Guild Knight (Nords fantasy) So once I was trolling, and this huge troll comes out from under a bridge and beats me to death with a club made out of midgets. It was the best after prom ever

Pike-The-Ninja I made nuggets out of Fish Lizards face!

Spazing crazy sam sucks the cream out of your balls and turns it into energy

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Artemis Paradox <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">"Slow down horsey! No need to breakdance in mid-air!!"

Bass21

<span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">>I now pronounce you banned and blocked, you may now kiss my ass

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Xconduitx14 <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">i wanna fight hairy pole dancers

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Azo369 <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">I misread it and saw "Praying Muslim murders humming bird"

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">The Gold Guild Knight <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Ditto still has to fap on valentine's day

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Guren The Walrus (His thoughts on <span style="font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;font-size:14px;line-height:22px;">Meraginasu)

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ESPINAS FUCKS MICKEY MOUSE

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Kogath <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Apparently I can't take it back once I give it? XD. Chat Mod status officially a STD

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">WolfQueen <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Kiss my anus, fishface

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Silvergunlance <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">I found Jesus in my cornflakes

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Spazing (This is what happens when I do schoolwork with the chat open) <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">there r less moutherfucking ponies in this motherfucking COD chat

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Guren The Walrus <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">HAH, GET IT?! NIEN! HA! I'M SO FUNNY AND HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS DX

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">DatAxe <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">erectile dysfunction for everyone!

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Evillockewastakenbyanidiot <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">I refused to leave my mother's Vagina. It was warm in there

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Setheo <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Now he wants to fappity giggity to this shiggity ~

<span class="username" style="font-weight:bold;display:block;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Chandler8 <span class="message" style="white-space:pre-line;font-family:arial;font-size:13px;line-height:18.200000762939453px;">Ah the sounds of kids playing down the street. Time to move my dark van into action

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