User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 10/@comment-5460283-20131025021705

A:

Hunter: How does everything dig?!? I mean like how does it even fit its hood in the hole?!?

Garara: Magic?

Hunter: No. Capcom logic.

B:

Aru/Generu: They never look up...

C:

Narrator: And here you can see zhee Goa Maraga in itz natural habitat. Along with zhee unter it vill soon maul. We advize parents to first previem zhee next vew zenes.

D:

Ketcha: Guess what today is...

Hunter: I don't know. Wednesday?

Ketcha: Glidedayee!

E:

Congalala: Sometimes i get nervous... So ya...