User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 15/@comment-4911512-20131221223710

A- Hunter: If you want me to put your make up on, you're gonna have to stop burning me. Rathian: sorry, I breathe fire when I get excited...or angry...or hungry.

B- Great Baggi: Can you not point that at me? it makes me uncomfortable.

C- Nibelsnarf: FEED ME HUNTER! Hunter: Ok, *looks at uvula*, I hope you like something bloody.

D- Kunchuu: Psst, buddy, you want some stuff? Hunter: uhhh, like what? Kunchuu: Fuuun Dip. Legit stuff man. Hunter: oi vey....