User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 19/@comment-7622429-20140402124425

Alternate Alternate A: (Duramboros continues calling for what it believes is a potential mate) "Go home Duramboros. You're drunk."

Alternate Alternate B: "Hold on, there's a bug in your eye! Let me just......"

Alternate Alternate C: "THAT WAS NO BUG!" "I'm just doing my job!"

Alternate Alternate D: "I should be worried about that Rathian flying overhead, but I'm, uhhh, a bit..... preoccupied, right now...."