User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 1/@comment-5020152-20130603125451

My friend just suggested a few hilarious ones:

"Honey, is it that time of the month again?"

"Grandma, what big eyes... and claws... and teeth... OH SHIT!"

"Is this what a Twinkie feels like?"

"Damn, Dad was right. I should have become a lawyer. But did I listen? Noooooo."

"In case of emergency, put your head between your legs and kiss your butt goodbye."