User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 18/@comment-7622429-20140327142033

Alternate A: Looks like he's trying to go Super Saiyan. And failing.

Alternate B: "Gravity SUUUUUCKKKSSSSSS.........."

Alternate C: "YOU DARE CROSS CHEAT TO CROSS MY BRIDGE?!?!"

Alternate D: "Man, you two are BORING! Why can't you guys ever be a challenge?"