User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 16/@comment-5020152-20140107152050

A:

Hunter: "Alright, he's preparing to tail whip me..."

First Jho: "What are you talking about? I'm aiming for the jerk on my left."

Second Jho: "NOOOOO!"

B:

Narrator: "Watch as the fearsome Diablos unexpectedly takes to the skies in order to snatch the unfortunate hunter..."

C:

Steel Uragaan: "What happened to the good old days when hunters actually had weapons? Now I'm being assaulted by a giant needle and a trumpet."

D:

Hunter: "Guess I didn't need to block after all..." *Thunderbugs swerve around and hit him in the back*

Zinogre: *chuckles* "They never see them curveballs coming!"

E:

Arzuros: "Time to chow down on a juicy honey-and-hunter sandwich!"