User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 17/@comment-7622429-20140216230209

Alternate A: YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR RUINING MY HAIR DAY!

Alternate B: Ughghgh............I think I have air sickness............

Alternate C: I'm a scorpion! You can tell because I'm curving my tail at you like this!

Alternate D: So, YOU'RE the one who ruined my mate's hair day! (referring to A obviously!)