User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 14/@comment-6040659-20131207220217

A: Hunter: It seems you are hungry for my blade, Mr. Tigrex.

Tigrex: Nah, it's just you that's tasty.

B: Hunter: Yo mama's so fat, she squashed a Fatalis just by sitting on one!

Rathian: What did you say about my mom?

Hunter: Eh, nothing,

Rathian: Oh, you did! NOW I'll FREAKING RIP YOUR GUTS OUT!

C: Lagiacrus: I want a hug!

Rathalos: O_O

D: Nargacuga: Ah, nothing better than a pair of Kelbi. Which one should I eat, the blue one or the        green one?

E: Duramboros: They told me I could become anything, so I became a helicopter.