User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 5/@comment-4314676-20130620171537

A: Rathalos: Well this is the biggest aptonoth i could find, i hope my rathian wife like aptonoth burgers.

B: Lagia: Come on........just a little more, stupid rathalos.

C: Hunter with the bowgun: Dude are you alright, should i........should i...........help?

Hunter on the floor: Yes, i am being violated by a rathian!!!, i would love if you would help!

D: Ratholos: Did the hunters just upgrade?

E: Rathian: Oh good, they have the fat ones in stock, i am starving!