User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 14/@comment-10105901-20131207153756

A: Lancer-That's right, this is a giant raw meat, not a lance...

B: Rathian-Like my new paint job?

C: Rathalos-Stop chewin on my face!

D: Where are all the herbivores? Surely they can't see me in this darkness...

E: Hunter-My hammer sense is tingling...