User:Garuu

Greetings!
I am new to the Monster Hunter Wiki and Monster Hunter in general. I was inspired to buy Monster Hunter Tri by a Youtube video, or more specifically, a series of Youtube videos, and I am just now delving into the world of hunting big-ass dinosaurs. xD My ID in-game is Sparkz.

Things I'm missing out on
I have never used the Dual Swords, Hunting Horn, Gunlance, or Bow, as I do not own a PSP and am not planning to buy one. I actually have not tried out the Long Sword yet, but mind you, I am very, VERY close. I have just received the quest to hunt a Gobul, after which I will be able to forge a Long Sword. Yay! :D

Actually, I despise Long Swords because when used online, they piss EVERYONE off due to their large hitbox, continuous attacks, and somewhat-large friendly-fire knockback power. :/ That's not going to stop me from trying one offline, though. :)

-The hilarious reason (in hindsight) that I hate Longswords when used online-
*Me and 3 other hunters are fighting a Royal Ludroth, but this idiot named Artem keeps hitting us with his Longsword*

Sparkz: Let me try burst-thrust

*I start charging up my phial overload with my Switch Axe, timing it perfectly, but then Artem hits me with his Longsword and cancels it*

Sparkz: Dude

Artem: what

Sparkz: Stop hitting me

*Klesian tries to do some damage with her Lance, but gets mowed down again by Artem's Longsword*

Klesian: afdsafsdafdsafasd

*Kevin smacks Luddy's head with his hammer, which is what he SHOULD do, but he ends up just like Klesian*

Kevin: can u stop that

Artem: stop what

Klesian: hitting us!

Sparkz: Hitting us!

Artem: im not hitting u

Artem: ur running into my attacks

Artem: :P

Sparkz: B|

Kevin: no ur hitting us

Kevin: genius

Artem: nah yall just suck

Klesian: scruu you

[Klesian has left the game.]

*I purposely upswing Artem with my axe*

Sparkz: Shut up.

(Quest Abandoned animation blah blah blah)


 * Back in the city*

[Kevin is back from a quest]

[Artem is back from a quest]

Artem: cant u guys take a joke

Artem: i guess u really do suck

Kevin: p1$z off

[Kevin has left the city]

Klesian: ditto

*Klesian adds me as a friend*

[Klesian has left the city]

Sparkz: @zshole.

*I leave the city*

'''My verdict: Artem and all the people with that same crap sense of "humor" need to die in a fire. It. ISN'T. Funny. When you "joke" about telling someone they suck. I'm pretty sure Artem fainted and dropped the reward to zero after Kevin left, since me and Klesian had already fainted once each, Artem was out of potions and had low health, and Luddy was showing no signs of weakness. Serves him right. Who sucks NOW, buddy? :)'''

'''My thoughts to you: Using a Longsword AND being an ass about it will cause your allies to leave you 80-90% of the time. Generally, in my opinion, using a Longsword OR being an ass in general may or may not make your buddies angry, depending on how forgiving they are. Personally I will forgive someone immediately for anything they do if they just say "im srry". :)'''

'''Generally, if you hit someone over and over again and say "Sorry XD" when they tell you to stop, you might build trust and friendship. If you do it and don't say anything, their actions may vary from getting angry, to playfully jesting, to dismissing it as "general longsword flaws". If you do it and say "You're running into my hits, and you just suck, I'm not doing anything wrong no no NO it's all you :)" then you're probably going to be abandoned.'''

-Slightly racist :O-"
Colonel: i can't speak black

Colonel: someone translate this:

Colonel: fo shizzle mah rizzle mo

Colonel: kizzle mizzle fizzle da frizzle

Sparkz: XD

Jamez: racist :T

Colonel: no u!