User blog comment:Chandler8/Caption Contest 18/@comment-5353328-20140330230838

A: He never even saw it coming... until it was too late...

Alternate A: Hunter- I'm super distracted right now and it would suck if a monster came along

Gore- hehehe     Hunter- Unless of course I was reaching for my Bazooka! *stands up and Kaboom*

B: Hunter- If I stick my head in the snow like an ostrich the big monster won't see me!

Gia- Another stupid hunter... where are all the intelligent meals?!

C: Tetsu- Don't run from my smile!!

Alternate C: Tetsu- Feel the power of my happy face!

D: Hunter- Call the doctor! He's having a seizure! D: