User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 5/@comment-4969421-20130620170300

Picture A:

A normal day in a Rathalos life: Flying like a badass in the Deserted Island.

Picture C:

All the single huntresses, now put your hands up!

Picture E:

FALCON KICK, Pink Rathian style.

That's the best I had. Don't be cruel.