User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 13/@comment-5020152-20131119143105

A:

Midogaron - Oh, setting up a Barrel Bomb and Shock Trap? Here, let me blow that up for you...

B:

Brachy: Hello, hunter! Want a slime sundae to go with your Aptonoth burger and Kentucky-fried Wroggi?

C:

Hunter: I should have known the crotch wouldn't be the weak spot!

D:

Rathian: And this, children, is how you deal with humans wielding sharp cutting things.

E:

Hunter: Good thing I don't have arachnophobia!

Neru: You will when I'm through with you, morsel!