User blog:Neukhia/You know you're a nerd when...

A while ago, let's just say I got perhaps a bit too excited about this game. I'm a writer so I decided one day, "Why not write about Monster Hunter?" The end result is actually a sonnet. Don't ask me why I wrote a sonnet about Monster Hunter Tri. I just did. Anyway, without further stalling, I give thee, The Hunter's Sonnet.

Ah, the beauty of a warm, sunny day.

With my weapon in hand, I can’t fail.

Stand aside everyone; I have monsters to slay!

From ants to things the size of a whale,

I’ll cut them limb from limb, even their tail.

Among hunters, that’s an unwritten law:

Always find a good weak spot to assail.

From a Gigginox’s massive maw,

To an Uragaan’s ore-crusted jaw.

Even a Ceadeus’ huge, heavy horn

Or an Alatreon’s sharp, brutal claw.

When I’m done, my sword will be well-worn.

You can come with me, if you want.

So get ready; it’s time to hunt!

Once again, I have no idea why I wrote this thing. I'm a nerd. That's all the more reason I can give.