User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 10/@comment-7622429-20131026122754

Another Alternate A: WHY DID I SEND IN THE IDEA FOR SNAKES IN MONSTER HUNTER??!?!

Another Alternate B: I think something's coming towards me! I better keep focused forward!

Another Alternate C: Vishnu takes on his multi-armed form and says,"I am become Goa Magara. The destroyer of Monster Hunter noobs." (alteration of Oppenheimer quote)

Another Alternate D: I am the saving grace of all Pelagus. I am the shining symbol of freedom from oppression from Monster Hunters. I am Kechawacha!

Another Alternate E: Somehow,I don't think that Congalala is the biggest issue here.