User blog comment:The Gold Guild Knight/Caption Contest 10/@comment-7622429-20131025000131

Alternate A: I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERF**KING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHERF**KING GAME!

Alternate B: Why do I have the sudden feeling that something bad is going down?

Alternate C: Hello Hunter. I wanna play a game.

Alternate D: Oh man,that's a long ways down from here! I hope nothing swoops in from above and catches me off-guard!

Alternate E: So,it's a stink game you wish to play? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.