User blog comment:Drexzen/Caption Contest 14/@comment-24199481-20131208020336

A: Tigrex: So what if I'm not a Tigrex Rare Species? You still can't kill me with that!

B: Rathian: Oh, my red eyes? Well, I didn't think the zombie would bite back....

C: Rathalos: SEE?!? THIS IS WHY I HATE SHARING A ROOM WITH YOU! YOU ALWAYS TRY TO STEAL ALL MY FOOD!

D: idk what sex you are little hunter, but when I catch you, i'll make sure you get raped!

E:  Duramboros: You see this sexy bod i got? yeah, i'm about to kill you with it!